Sunday, November 23, 2008

Santa Claus

All I need to know about Life - I Learned from Santa Claus

-Encourage people to believe in you.
-Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
-It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
-Some days it's OK to feel a little chubby.
-Don't pout.
-Make your presents known.
-Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
-Bright red can make anyone look good.
-Wear a wide belt and no one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
-If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
-Whenever you're at a loss for words, say, "HO ho ho!"

Have a great Holiday season!

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